Fish Report for 8-12-2008

The Ten Commandments of the Fishing Religion

8-12-2008
Ace Carter

The Ten Commandments of the Fishing Religion

1. Collect as many rods, reels, lures and other equipment (Expensive and Custom is better of course) and arrange them in a custom rack for your own worship.

2. Neglect your wife, parents, children and others to spend all your time on either going fishing, actually fishing or getting back from fishing.

3. When planning family vacations, always put the greatest priorities on YOUR fishing posibilities while there.

4. Wear fishing clothes and place fishing decals on your car or truck.

5. Read ONLY fishing newspapers, magazines or books.

6. Listen to and watch ONLY fishing TV or radio fishing shows.

7. If you can't go fishing on the weekend, attend a fishing sale, show or seminar.

8. Spend every available moment you can at your local tackle shop or fishing club meetings.

9. Carry photos of fish you have caught in your wallet.

10. ONLY have friends and associates that ALSO belong to the fishing religion like you do.



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